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I prefer to think their are dozens of alien empires fighting over who has to wipe the poop from our ass.
Gort Zumbloch: "Look, someone has to make the clench poops go to kindergarten."
Krol Quatoooldus: "Sorry, I have to update my Krem-Book page. No time to mess with the parasites."
Jig Oolfuss: "Didn't we put that tick medicine on that planet ... what the Flarg happened?"
Yea, I guess we could be alone.
Green Orb Conrad
Short Story? -- red (posted: 8/23/2017)