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He got a tiny hole in his head that made him sick.

The good news is one's head is so flimsy it didn't stop the particle long enough to es plode his skull.

The rest is just ... Doctor's cost money and the dude got boned.

I was hoping for Cyclops Lizard Men with Eyes of Crimson Laser ... but ... it was not to be the case.

Yours,