Message:Crap on toast. Chris Evans should know better. Wait, his name is Pine, isn't it? All so cookie cutter stupid, these zoomer adored movie stars.
Wasn't Dungeon Siege and World of Warcraft movies enough punishment for our hobby? Do I need to harken back to the last DnD movie? Anytime comic relief is necessary, you have farce not an adventure epic.
As one grognard in GenCon, long ago, asked Arneson, "This movie you're touting isn't going to embarrass me for being a player will it?"
Why yes, yes it will.
Yours,
IronRed
27-Jul-2022