Outer Range, Prime

Message:

SOS, literally on a shingle. JJ Abrams' Lost lands in Cheyenne. Waste of eight hours with a writer who had no idea what his story was going to be. Obviously wants to suck people into multi-season arc of heady nonsense. Explain nothing; our creative world is void. All twists were heavily foreshadowed in cut-away -- no surprise pay-off.

Preview critics who raved about this thumb-wrestling extravaganza are either payola or "brain mandage."

Expect better from executive producer Brad Pitt. Not a near miss, a swing at a teeball and follow-through to the nutz without cartoon BOOF.

Yours,