Message:Discovered in Carnaiba, Brazil. All excavators have since died of same, rare thyroid cancer.
Trucked to Sao Paulo over a dam that later burst.
Boat to New Orleans as Katrina struck.
Las Vegas during record losses by casinos. Mob ordered it removed.
Los Angeles during BLM riots.
Washington DC as ownership is to be decided. (Record snowfall.)
Settlement is pending as President is demanding his half.
(Most of that was made-up.)
Yours,
IronRed
25-May-2025