Robot lawn mower

Message:

Gonna get one. I'm old, lazy, and don't wanna mow a half acre every couple of weeks.

More first world problems.

To forestall any, "Ah, just let it grow wild," yeah, Ireland, midges, I'm O-neg (meaning I'm the blood type all the blood suckers find particularly tasty), and I don't want to be eaten alive.

Yours,