Why can't Tales Come to an End?

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Epilog Aftermath (D12)
This is optional and expect eternity to end in a sour note. First roll gains the outcome. Later repeat roll gets one up or down, mostly down unless already had.

0 Resurrect Saruman as your mentor. Then lose control of that necromantic lich.
1 The bloodstains on your hands never wash truly away. Fate Unknown.
2 Slain by another member of the party. You are buried in newly restored Osgiliath, yet without procession nor possessions.
3 Decide to remain in Middle Earth, helping the men of Gondor as a Vizier. But Aragorn and his legacy do not understand or willfully ignore your boring lectures.
4 Celebrate to the point that wine has no taste and food never fills. Stubbornly refusing to let Elrond and Gandalf try to restore you. Or worse, ask for help only to waste away again in gluttony.
5 In Valinor, your triumphs are viewed as boasts, bragging as few believe you to be part of the Second Fellowship. The hobbits, Samwise and Frodo, are exceptionally cruel with their mockery.
6 Spend most of your time in Valinor at the same dingy tavern, playing cards and losing gratefully to the ghosts of your hirelings.
7 Sail to what should be heaven, ever concealing your boredom, cursing your indifferent gods.
8 Marry, have many children, resent them all, but your grandchildren love your tales of Middle Earth.
9 Content, letting younger elves debate as you nap through council meetings.
10 Decide to remain in Middle Earth, a teacher in the forest and friend of Bombadil for an eternity.
11 Rule in Blessed Valinor as king, lauded for an age then retired to a simple life of reading.
12 Sail to Valinor ever restless; a portal to the unknown presents new opportunity.
13 A true elf of renown, the gods offer you an honor above Valinor, a seat among them.

By reverse order ~ After all players roll once, you may try again for a last chance at a different Final Fate.

Yours,