Caught the Fantastic Poop on Disney ....

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Apparently, it's an alternate time line with an alternate Fantastic Four.

Very stylized in the 60's sort of technology. Some of the shots were ALMOST as interesting as a 70 year old sheet of pulp paper.

They took the Shakespeare-esque tragedy of the Surfer and turned it into girl power show.

Terrible actors. Boring dialog. A robot for the kids.

Galactus just wanted to eat the baby. Whatever.

For some reason, changing the blind sculptress, Alicia, who loved The Thing into a NGO was the worst. The blind woman can't see the Thing so she doesn't know he is hideous. She convinces the Surfer to aid in retrieving the Ultimate Nullifier.

After the battle, before the Silver Surfer can leave and come to know his sudden new home, Alicia thanks him for his help, causing the jealous Thing to think that she is choosing the Surfer over him. He quietly walks away, feeling nothing but rejection, before Alicia has a chance to introduce him with pride.




I vote we destroy all the copies and pretend it never happened.

Call it a kindness.




Yours,