I just can't protect myself .....
Message:
The idea that you could get stabbed like a pin cushion and survive (and regenerate) but if the blade hits you here, you are dispatched is absurd.
The whole movie is insane.
But, the zippers in the rubbers suits never bothered me.
Insane in a good way.
They will improve the gags but ruin the rest if they remain true to history.
Truth be told, it doesn't need a remake.
But, there's always room for a "Beast Master" sequel.
Yours,
IronConrad
10-May-2026