Look, these tulip bulbs will never lose their value.
Just invest here and make one your special tulip and all will be golden. Trust us ... have we ever given you bad advice? I mean about Tulips.
(Get in and sell to another sucker before you are the sucker.)
But then, I hear Coke is having financial trouble too ... the millennials don't enjoy the sugary goodness of the real thing. (Though they do like the sugary goodness of the healthy drinks ...)
Don't worry, they still make bank but not the bank of the Tulip business.
Invest now. Get in on the ground floor.