One bad roll and you are done ... 404 ... null. (Just getting into the spirit of the thing.)
You should have given yourself some mulligans.
You could always "forget" they were there if you wanted to end the tale early.
Pizza Kek ... I think I know that guy.
Snake Eyes is a little over 1 in 36 when you add in Destined Status. (Seems that get's lost pretty easy.)
You easily made 20 rolls. Not low chance anymore.
My mind can't remember if you gave yourself a name ... It would foreshadow your ultimate realization with the choice of a name ... Bob for Microsoft's failed software. Nowhere Man in homage of some 20th century musicians ... Video ... a nice sounding word. Even Buggle for the dudes that sang:
Wubba Wubba for a thing that never existed.