Message:Sleeg, Eephus, Pax and Roho fought well. We barely missed any rolls. Ones we did, we had the Glory Pips to cover. With the plus two bonus, we were able to easily reach the Goal and defeat the corporations of the S~R Group. Save the Kro Tit-Mouse was setback in the election.
Boca or Bust, squad 84, rose four steps for completing the enforcer raid and helping Cherub with the Dry run of the Election.
On a sad note, the TJ Boys caught up with us and half our Alien Tech (AT) was confiscated.
Next week dark for Mother’s Day and Week of 19th we will end the Battle Born Next campaign. Will it make DriveThru, perhaps. Likely in the Fall, as I have Titans to raise in Hero Wars.
=====
Mock Election Day
Viability Rolls: Check the voters for those registered as Negative, exiled for the next ten years. Still legal in some systems to exile people.
Logistics: Find the pencils for using a write-in candidates.
Smart Help: Make sure people know they are voting for electors not candidates. The Great counsel of forty decides Star Ward.
Common Sense: Make sure people are using the right line for each party and not confused into thinking this is ZZTop tickets.
Appeasement: Make sure only Ver get to vote and not the Digris mounts.
Bully Pulpit: Bash a few head of Free Kro or they don't think the election was fair or worth future effort. Pretend to deny them their rights.
Chicago: High pressure hose and foam the hippies. Just cause.
Fluidity: Check the gender of Cruz. Only two of the three, male and females, have right. Faciliators (rare) do not. The illustrated card showing the process looks like a safety guideline for a jet.
Fail-Safe: Find (fabricate) the Black-white stones used to decide ties. never happens but all candidates expect the monitors to have them just in case.
Hybridization: Inform fusion candidates that bodies w/ two or more heads do not get collective votes of all. They must decide first who they are. Impossible.
School Board: Make sure voters are the correct age. If they started MRD too early, they will not be eligible to vote, despite having lived 1000+ years.
Redundancy: Official languages and a diverse territory that comprises all sorts of isolated and ill-served areas: from Himalayan peaks to tropical islands and forests. Still, the law says no voter should be more than 2km away from a polling station.
Mail-In: Make i-voting possible. Arbitrate robot strike.
Poll Tax: Vote or get a fine or is it vote and get fines. Collect the fees.
Handicap Access: Collect absentee voters trapped at Advent Horizon.
Mission Integrity: Crack down on the candidates who try to buy votes with money, pigs or alcohol
Sobriety Check: The blood alcohol level of Terrans must be above 1% to enter voting booths.
Heathcare: Have faulty machines report to the maintenance bay and make sure they return. many pretend illness to avoid being touched.
Objectivist Party: Oust members of the The Objectivist Party.
Cosplay: Keep re-enactors from wrecking the complimentary drink table as they like to toss tea around.
Solemnity of Process: Keep goofy parties like the Talk like a Pyrate Party 2000 yards from voters.
Keep Peace: Keep the Carnivore party and Vegetarian party away from each other.
Antichrist: Arrest joke party candidates, outlawed after they won the top-spot in Era Five (under the Stygians).
Traffic Cones: Refuse to work, because election day is a holiday.
BOLO: members of Deadly Serious Party who often suicide bomb polling stations.
Prevent Defense: Party, Party, Party! from holding a rave w/ loud music at any polling place.
Sanitation: Clean the restrooms.
=====Situation======
A. Prevent Defense
B. Bully Pulpit
C. Handicap Access
D. Antichrist
E. Sanitation
F. Cosplay
G. Sobriety Check
H. Keep Peace
I. Objectivist Party
J. Fluidity
K. Redundancy
L. Fail-Safe
M. Chicago
N. Logistics
O. Solemnity of Process
P. Mission Integrity
R. Traffic Cones
Q. Common Sense
S. BOLO
T. Viability Rolls
U. Hybridization
V. Healthcare
W. Poll Tax
X. Smart Help
Y. Appeasement
Z. School Board
=====Mandatory EE Suit========
A. Direct Plasma Cyclonic Field
B. Double-Precision Silent Ballistics
C. Entrenching Hydraulic Tools
D. Heat Flash Obfuscation
E. Internal Baffling
F. Incendiaries & Ordnance
G. Neural Shock Opportunity Fire
H. Rapid Burst
I. Sonic & Magnetic Boom
J. Decoy Drone & ECM
K. Demolitions
L. Diagnostic & Refined Gizmo
M. Extruding Nozzle
N. Jury-Rig & Fabrication
O. Mortar Ops
P. Power Generation
Q. Star Point Field Overload
R. Tin-Head Bombacito
S. Battlefield Discipline
T. Bureaucracy
U. Code Triggered Orders
V. Cryogenic Damage Mitigation
W. Executive Privilege
X. Interface Expert Systems
Y. Interrogate Man & Machine
Z. Psychological Warfare
Yours,
IronRed
05-May-2024