You made my day ...

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When I have the worst day of my life .... eating the biggest bowl of shit with corn tracers ....

... I get to say to myself ... well I'm not these two limp wrist nut sniffers ... hey Mom, I'm going to be something important in my life!!! I get it ... you owe $300K on your student loan or drug dealer ... whatever ... and you got to do what the man tells you.

Let's do this dry, stupid video about some child's game and beg the 9 year old girls and Bronnys to vote and act excited about it. Can 9 year olds vote yet?

Coming next week DMV Island ... where all your dreams can come true. How can I trade mark that ... I'm sure it's going to be a hit. Do you know the sign for rail road crossings?

Is Barium Enema island taken?

Oh look, they really did a great job picking the wall paper. The splatter effect is amazing. Sometimes you just got to do the work.

Where sausage comes from island ... kids will love that.


It's a put on right?

Yours,