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So, Super Zombie escapes from the possession of the US Military near Area 51 and wanders it's way into Las Vegas.
The city becomes a hell on Earf ... like San Francisco (I kid I kid) .... and the Zombies take over ... like San Francisco (still kidding -- mostly).
They wall the city in and plan to nuke it from orbit as it is the only way to be sure. Kinda like ... well ... you know.
A team of down on their luck but good-hearted criminals are put together as a team to go into Vegas and extract $200 million from a safe and fly it out in a helicopter as the gubmint plans to nuke the city by the coast ... I mean Las Vegas.
Things to discount::
- $200M is large in a world of crypto swindles done with an excel spreadsheet and a paper clip.
- 200 million in hundies is about 4,500 pounds (Add people with guns in and ... the engine starts to strain)
- Snake Plisken did it better.
- Bad guy crime boss inserts his hand picked traitor robot into the team ... well not a robot but ... we've seen this before.
So you say to yourself ... this can't be bad. Las Vegas ... Zombies ... suave thieves. A little humor. A little action. What could go wrong.
Don't.
No.
Stay away.
It will give your brain cancer (apologize to people with brain cancer for being insensitive)
Really ... no. no. no.
You've been warned.
Fug Zach Fugary.
(There's no point describing what they did wrong ... everything was wrong. It was unfixable.)
Yours,
IronConrad
14-Mar-2023