Message:Taco Gone opened vacuum:
Winning: Vote No Change, Status Qon (Party 13)
Vice Place: End Walker Cloning (Party 5)
Distant 3rd: Enforce Prettier Skies (known Freebooters)
Eliminated Ranks
Healthy Choice Ice Cream (Party 11)
Tax Weirdos (Party 9)
More Condiments for Taco Tuesday (Party 3)
Healthy Choice Ice Cream, supported by school boards across the galaxy. The ice cream is flavorless, clear and does little but makes teeth hurt. It's frozen water. Candidate Alan Blessing, funded by Nial Finn. The Vision Church wants to force parental choice on public school lunches, and the issue actually exempts religious and home schools.
Tax Weirdos, as a means of balancing the budget. The definition is left vague, so the voter can imagine someone else, never himself, as the one who will pay should this issue prevail. Candidate James Lawrence “Gentleman Jim,” a former Star Ward of Tetra-League, ambassador of Chic Cartel, but here he is being funded by Worm Hole Cartel. The intent is to make Trip Empaths too expensive to use for even small transports. The galaxy revolves around the almighty mini-J dollar.
More Condiments for Taco Tuesday, selected as an issue that no one can complain about, likely to divert attention from some other bait and switch agenda behind another (or all) issues. Candidate Ben Rucker, Speculator, Leader S~R Group, who knows one of the ingredients in the spice panoply requires lowering restrictions on Drill, Baby, Drill Gas Giant Siphoning. They have thrown support to Free Gas Giant, since their own effort is thwarted.
Yours,
IronRed
04-Feb-2024