I do like to watch others miss their rolls ....

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It gives me comfort knowing they missed them as much as I did.

Because CoC is mostly an experience rather than a simulation, the character sheet should be simpler. No need to look at the sheet to find the special skill. What would a shot up drunken bum from Verdun do in this situation? The answer has nothing to do with your drive skill.

Five or Six stats max. Shoot things. Do Things. Evade Things. See things. Evade. Survive. Maybe a Magic roll (but who has magic in the game?)

Roll for effect. In the end, you ain't beating Cthulu in a gun fight. And if you did, who would believe you?

Yours,